Where Oreos and Anxiety Meet for Casual Sex

I don’t need friends, I have a laptop

Watch As I Rant


Do you ever feel like someone doesn’t want to be friends with you anymore? They don’t have to say anything, you just know. They talk to other people more than you, take hours to reply to your texts instead of minutes, constantly make plans with other people and hardly ask you to hang out. All along you know it isn’t gonna end well but you still have that sliver of hope. And that one day, they ignore you completely. And you know, you finally have to accept, you were right.


i actually feed on intelligence

i love it when people know a lot about a lot of things

about music, films, religion, beliefs, history

i love listening to peoples opinions 

i love big words

i want to suck in all these smart things like a sponge

So my parents are eat breakfast and talking and stuff and I overheard one of them say “I think the lesbians know what they’re doing,” and I just can’t fathom what context that fits into.

So for a Project, I’ve been looking up my family tree, and goddamn, my dad’s side of the family is interesting. Like, my great-great-grandmother, she was a bare-back rider for the circus! And she married an actor who left her and went to Chicago. And there’s all these interesting stories my dad keeps telling me and it’s really neat. 

And then my mom’s side of the family is just, like, a bunch of names.

Are you fat? Just asking because of your icon has you with chubby cheeks and crumbs on your face, not to be mean. I just wanna know why you drew yourself that way.

No worries, I understand :)

I drew myself like that because my blog title is “Where Oreos and Anxiety Meet for Casual Sex,” so I drew myself eating oreos and looking anxious.

As for being fat, my weight has never been a health concern, but I wouldn’t call myself thin. “Chubby” is how I would describe myself, but I’ve been told that’s not accurate. So, I’m not sure whether I count as “fat” or not. All I know is that my body is perfect for everything I need to do, even if it’s not thin, so whether or not I’m fat isn’t important. 

Reblog for a follow


I need some more blogs to follow. Reblog if you post any of the following…


-Doctor who


-Pretty Little Liars


-Parks and Recreation


-The Office

Yeah I’m pretty much going to follow all of you.